Dearest cheesemonger, cheesemaker, or cheese lover,

So you wish to join the League of Cheese Protectors. How noble. But first, you must swear an oath, an oath that sorts the cheese novice from the cheese professional. The lacti-daisical from the fanatical. The commodity from the cave-aged. When you're ready, recite the oath and be entered into the Protectorate.

The path to protect cheese may not be a path of ease, and I do solemnly acknowledge the whey before me. In times of great difficulty, I may be walking it provolone. Despite the challenges ahead, I vow to safeguard cheeses of all size and creed from this day until my last. I vow to take under my care the humblest of cheeses and protect them from harm. No cheddar, swiss, brie, or blue will be subject to maltreatment under my protection. 

Any cheese I so make for the rest of my days will not face microscopic enemies.

Any cheese I so cut for the rest of my days will not see an unfitting blade.

Any cheese I so eat for the rest of my days will be cherished.

And so you enter into the League of Cheese Protectors. Welcome, friend. We curdn't be happier to have you.

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